Prophet Will Profit

As it happened, Doris Schmitt, the NY widow who left $250K to Harold Camping got her timing all screwed up. If her intention was for the preacher to use her bequeathment to advertise his doomsday, it would have arrived too late. Yes she died a few weeks prior to May 21, but the money takes some time to filter through. Or, did she predict his prediction would fail, and that he’d need some cash to replace all of his billboard costs? Who knows, but if anyone feels a similar urge, I (kinda) predict a nasty earthquake for the middle of this month.