Mystic Mayan Power Cloak
I suspect this will be my last post that covers the lighter side of doomsday. Obviously the site selling the cloaks is for “entertainment purposes only”, so don’t think this is a product you can buy.
Wearing the Invisible Mystic Mayan Power Cloak™ gives you guaranteed immunity from the 2012 apocalypse.
Note that the above cloaks are in Royal Blue. Can’t see the cloaks? Well, the official response is:
Please note, some people have reported that they cannot actually see the cloaks depicted in the photos shown. This can happen when one’s spiritual vibration hasn’t been raised to the level of AWARENESS necessary to see this magical garment. Please don’t be alarmed or ashamed… it only means that you NEED THIS CLOAK NOW! Your AWARENESS needs to be raised on a spiritual, etheric level and this cloak is the perfect tool for that!.
